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Hey, Viva.

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You know like openness right in front of
your face?

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You mean like me?

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Ow! It's burning my eyes!

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Ow!

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That was cool.

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Yeah, that was cool.

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Come on, Crystal. No one's here. Let's
try the basketball courts. I know a

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couple of dealers who hang out there.

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Hang on. I think I see just what we
need.

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That guy is tweaking for sure.

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Are you holding, Sugar?

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Wow, yeah. Yeah, I am holding. See? I am
holding. Well, that's great, Sugar,

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because I really need to score.

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You do?

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Well, I am holding. I need you to come
with me, though. Is that all right?

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Yeah. We can do this wherever you want,
baby.

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Oh, yeah.

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Great.

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Just get in the van.

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Whoa. Is she going to do it, too?

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Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. She just can't
get enough.

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The moon.

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I feel like it's dysfunctional. Is that
Snooki in there?

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That's Dina.

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Oh, God.

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I don't care for Dina.

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You know, you can just throw anything at
these guidos and they'll do something

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with it. You know, like a ball, you
know, and then a box, you know.

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I think that's the box that that ball
came in from the other episode.

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It just so happens that Dina defies the
law of intelligence.

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Whoa, there's a law of intelligence?

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Uh, yeah.

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You better hire a lawyer, Beavis.

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Cardboard balls.

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Oh,

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did they break up?

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Uh, yeah.

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They both wanted to see other guidos.

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I go to sleep in my own bed tonight,
alone.

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She sleeps alone for the first time
ever.

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Luckily,

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I sleep in the smush room.

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Yeah.

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There's always plenty of guidos coming
in and out of there.

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She'll be fine.

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Well, are we going to do it here?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Here is good, yeah.

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Let's do it. No, Gary wouldn't trust us
with the money, but don't worry, you'll

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get paid.

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Whoa. Yeah, yeah.

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We don't expect you to just give it to
us for free.

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Less than you want to.

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Damn it, Sapphire, stay on the damn
road.

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I'm just saying, if they want to give us
a little taste, where's the harm?

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She makes a good point. Yeah, yeah, I
mean, I mean, yeah, and I like getting

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paid, you know, but I mean...

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Anything wrong with a little taste?

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Come to butthead.

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Get back and drive.

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Damn it. Nobody is tasting nothing till
we get to the set.

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The set? We're doing a porno. I'm a porn
star.

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Stop her. I think she's a porn star, but
she's really just a flopper. Shut up,

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whore. Whoa, you're a porn star?

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Hell yeah.

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Then let's get to the set.

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Oh, yeah.

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There's going to be some holding, you
know what I'm saying?

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Hey,

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y 'all. This here is Beavis and
Butthead. Yes, the stars of the party

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are here.

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Whoa, these guys already know we're porn
stars.

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Yeah, we haven't even done it yet. Now
we can start.

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Tim. You have it fixed yet? I'm trying.
I told you we really needed a dual -band

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HD streaming router.

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And I told you we don't have enough
money. It was either go to the office

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store or get drugs.

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I made an executive decision, and I
stand by it. Gary, what are you and your

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friends doing in there?

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Nothing, Ma.

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Do you and your friends want some
sandwiches?

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Shut up!

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Man, I love crank, especially chasing
that white dragon. What exactly are you

85
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guys holding? Break it out.

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You want to see my crank?

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Yeah, me. I don't show my white dragon
to dudes.

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Sorry. You've never shown it to chicks
either, dumbass.

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Oh, yeah, me.

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But I don't show it to dudes on purpose.

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See what I'm saying? Not even in the
gym. Come on, guys. Break out the stuff.

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Yeah, this better be good stuff. Better
than the dual band router I was going to

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get. Break out the drugs.

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What are you talking about?

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We don't have any drugs.

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No drugs.

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And no router. But you said you found
someone. You probably did it all behind

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our back.

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Hey,

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so do we do it now?

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Yeah, we should probably get going on
this.

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Cool.

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A fight.

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So am I.

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Are they actually at Dave and Buster's?

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No.

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I think like if you knock someone out on
top of that Dave and Buster's logo, you

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get like free cheese sticks or
something.

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I can never tell what they're yelling.

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Yeah, I don't even know how these guys
are supposed to hear any of this.

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Just sounds like... Whoa.

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Right in the nose.

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This guy's like, okay, now your body is
telling you something's wrong.

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Oh,

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they're all worried about this dude?

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Is your foot okay?

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Did you break your toe on his schlong?

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Wes, deep, three breaths. Deep breaths.

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Breathe through your nose, out your
mouth.

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He's so dumb, they had to tell him how
to breathe.

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In through your nose, out through your
mouth.

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That's it.

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The nose is the one on top.

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Winner by majority decision, McSweeney.

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You can't beat Iron Schlong McSweeney.

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Okay, now come get your tokens, guys.

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Damn it! He told me he was holding.

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Look at the way he talks.

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I thought he was tweaking.

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Gary, what's with all the yelling? Not
now, Ma!

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What's going on, butthead? How come
everybody's, like, talking instead of

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it? Oh, no.

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This must be the story part of the
porno. Damn it.

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I hate that part.

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Okay, everybody freeze. What's going on
in here?

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Nothing. I swear.

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I'm just making a movie.

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Actually, nothing illegal is going on.

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We're making an adult film, but all my
performers are over 18.

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And there are no drugs here.

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None at all. Eh.

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Can you dumbasses get done with all this
talking story crap so we can start

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doing it with the chicks?

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Yeah, this story really sucks.

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The dialogue is horrible.

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Yeah, I mean, most porn is bad, but this
one is really bad.

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Yeah, come on, we're ready to be porn
stars.

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I'm ready for my close -up.

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Of my butt.

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These two don't look 18.

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That's because we're not.

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Butthole. Looks like you're under
arrest.

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Oh, no, no, no. That's Beavis and
Butthead. They're not performers.

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Yeah, right.

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Beavis and Butthead. Sounds like porn
names to me. We're going to figure all

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this out downtown.

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There you go.

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Gary, what's going on? Not now, Ma.

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Damn it, this sucks.

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Yeah, but the story part's going to be
over pretty soon.

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And then we're going to do it with those
chicks.

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Oh, yeah.

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Don't worry, boys. You'll be placed in a
protective custody.

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Yeah.

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Protection. You know, I always imagined
my first time would be like this.

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